“Name a single time I’ve let you down.”

“I was planning on kneecapping you in your sleep to keep you out of Kandahar anyway.”

“No, I’m your best friend!”

“We tell each other everything, don’t we?”

“I’m sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste just in case.”

“You always let your brother speak for you, Ian?” “He’s a mute.”

“Are you in a fight club?”

“Wanna get a beer?”

(Source: apriki)